He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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