I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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