PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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