If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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