Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
