so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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