Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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