Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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