i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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