Need sex. Gaining weight.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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