Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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