What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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