How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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