If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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