i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I need to calm my uterus...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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