The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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