we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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