One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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