I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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