Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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