Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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