There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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