What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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