I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Shame is for Republicans.
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