I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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