fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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