just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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