He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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