Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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