You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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