Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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