so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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