Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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