Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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