I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
