Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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