i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
