whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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