pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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