Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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