Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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