She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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