As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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