i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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