lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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