i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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