Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
there's paper in my vomit.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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