Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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