question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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