CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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