i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Alive.
So much puke
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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