so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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