Pants 0. Shit 1.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
